i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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