Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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