you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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