I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
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It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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