Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
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Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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