some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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