Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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