A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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