I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm so tired of dating women who lie about their age. You show up feeling like you need to follow them around with a dust pan and a broom.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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