Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
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I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Randomize