so explain again why im purple
no
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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