she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
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it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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