So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
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hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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