They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
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I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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