3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just invented taco cereal.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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