i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
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It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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