careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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