she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
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Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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