but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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