So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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