At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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