Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
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I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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