Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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