I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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