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and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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