i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Everclear isn't food dammit
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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