just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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