ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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We left the knife in your bed.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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