well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm getting married
To pizza
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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