so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
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I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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