can we get nightvision for the apartment?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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