Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
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I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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