Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
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my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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