Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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