pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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