everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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