I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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