what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
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i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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