p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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