I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Say something about gay babies.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
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They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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