so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
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I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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