I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
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HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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