So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I need to align my fucking chakras
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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