someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
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We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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