dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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