two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
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ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Randomize