ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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