i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
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Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Im part way to drunk.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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