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: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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