I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
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I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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